Chapter 51: Masks and Meals

Armored Dragon Calendar Year 418 – Claude, Age 13

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[Claude POV]

I decided to cook.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. The Arbalest base had a proper kitchen, stone counters, iron pans, a hearth that someone had enchanted for temperature control.

We had ingredients purchased from the local market. Fresh vegetables, dried herbs, butter that hadn’t gone rancid.

I had survived a nightmare dungeon. I had killed monsters that existed outside normal classification.

I had learned three sword styles and was developing a fourth.

How difficult could preparing a meal be?

The answer arrived within seven minutes. Catastrophically difficult.

The first attempt produced something that might generously be called charcoal. The pan had betrayed me, heating unevenly despite the enchantment, creating hot spots where the vegetables sizzled into oblivion while the center remained raw.

The heat had conspired against me, fluctuating in ways I couldn’t predict or control. The vegetables, innocent victims of my ambition, had transformed into small black lumps that crumbled at the slightest touch.

I stared at the destruction. The kitchen smelled of burned things. Smoke drifted toward the ceiling, adding new stains to what I was beginning to suspect were previous stains from similar disasters.

The first one pushed forward. Not quite anger, just the muscle-deep certainty that force had an answer here somewhere—and the bafflement that it wasn’t working.

Something cooler moved in behind it. A cataloguing sensation. The conclusion arrived without explanation: this outcome had been predictable from the beginning.

The third settled last, heavier somehow, the way old memory sits when it recognizes something. Not quite amusement. The specific embarrassment of watching someone fail at something that should have been simple.

I scraped the charcoal into a waste bin. The pan complained, burned residue stuck to its surface, requiring actual effort to remove.

I scrubbed. The pan did not become cleaner.

I scrubbed harder.

Ten minutes later, the pan was marginally acceptable.

I started over.

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The second attempt went better. Briefly?

I had learned from my mistakes. Lower heat, constant attention, no looking away for even a moment.

The vegetables went into the pan without immediately combusting. Progress.

The edges softened, the pale where the raw cut had been darkening as the heat settled in. Something in the smell had changed, less sharp, more like something I didn’t have a name for yet.

The sizzle had found its own rhythm, steady against the pan.

I added salt.

The first one pushed for more—a combat-certainty extended into unfamiliar territory. Hesitation was wrong. More was right.

I added more salt.

Something cooler registered an objection that hadn’t finished forming before it became irrelevant.

I added more salt. The first one’s confidence was louder.

Then I reached for the butter.

The butter went into the pan. For a moment, it melted beautifully, golden liquid spreading across the vegetables, adding richness and shine.

Whoosh. Then it caught fire.

The flame was impressive in its enthusiasm. It leaped from the pan toward my face, forcing me backward.

I grabbed for a lid, any lid, and slammed it down, smothering the fire with the desperate efficiency of someone who had fought actual monsters.

The fire died.

I lifted the lid carefully.

The vegetables were no longer recognizable. The butter had transformed into black foam.

The salt content had somehow become visible, white crystals embedded in charred destruction.

“That was fast.”

I spun, hand automatically reaching for a weapon I wasn’t wearing.

Mike stood in the kitchen doorway. His arms were crossed.

His expression occupied the narrow space between concern and amusement. The look of someone who had seen disasters before but hadn’t expected to see one quite this comprehensive.

“I had it under control.”

“The ceiling suggests otherwise.”

I looked up. Black scoring marked the stones above the stove.

Fresh marks joining older ones that I was now certain represented previous culinary catastrophes.

“That was… earlier.”

“Earlier today?”

“This hour.”

Mike walked into the kitchen with efficient movements.

He took the pan from my hands, examined its contents with the clinical attention of a battlefield medic assessing wounds, and dumped the ruined mess into the waste bin.

“Go chop vegetables,” he said. “Away from the fire.”

“I can—”

“You can chop vegetables. Slowly, with supervision, and only if I can see your hands at all times.”

I retreated to the counter. Found a knife, a normal knife, not the kind I used for combat. Found vegetables, fresh ones, not yet destroyed by my efforts.

The constant hum from all three of them had gone loose. The first one sulked—the specific frustration of a sensibility built for force, confronting a problem that force hadn’t helped.

The third one stayed quiet.

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His hands moved through familiar patterns, adding oil at the right temperature, timing the ingredients by instinct rather than measurement. Vegetables went in at different stages, herbs added at precise moments.

Salt was measured with a careful hand that made my enthusiastic additions look ridiculous.

In minutes, actual food emerged. Things that looked edible, smelled like it too.

Might actually qualify as a meal rather than a war crime.

“How do you make it look easy?” I asked, pausing my chopping to watch.

“Practice. Hundreds of meals made over years.”

He adjusted the heat with the casual confidence of expertise. “Also, not treating cooking like a battle.”

“Cooking is exactly like battle.”

“It is absolutely nothing like battle.”

“There’s fire involved. Timing matters. You’re applying force to things that resist.”

“The vegetables don’t resist.”

“The butter resisted.”

“You set the butter on fire. That’s not resistance, that’s arson.”

The first one had nothing to say to that.

Chop.

I finished chopping the vegetables, a task that required no fire, no timing, and no opportunity for catastrophic failure. The cuts were uneven, some pieces larger than others. A professional cook would have been disappointed.

I brought them to Mike. He added them to his pan without looking.

Just held out a hand and accepted the offering like a surgeon receiving instruments.

“You’re better at this than I expected,” he admitted.

“Chopping vegetables?”

“Not burning down the kitchen for three consecutive minutes. That’s genuine progress.”

“I’ve gone four minutes now.”

“Don’t jinx it.”

The food continued to develop. Aromas filled the kitchen, actual food aromas, not the smell of burned things.

My mouth watered, and the presences had nothing critical to say about it.

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The others had gone by the time I turned to the dishes. The kitchen was quiet.

Water over plates. Soap going translucent in the pan. The kind of task that required nothing from me.

Months ago, though it felt like years, I had eaten things that defied description. Cooked over magical fire in darkness absolute.

Always listening for the sound of approaching monsters, always ready to drop everything and fight.

Every meal in the dungeon had been a risk. Every moment of rest had been stolen from a world that wanted us dead.

Now I was arguing about salt. Burning butter.

Being relegated to vegetable chopping because I couldn’t be trusted with fire.

It was ridiculous.

It was wonderful.

The third one was there before I knew it. Not a thought exactly, more the weight of something remembered—other evenings, other warmth, the specific comfort of not having to be ready for anything. Somewhere before.

The dishes were clean, the kitchen organized.

The pans were scrubbed, including the one I had destroyed, which Mike had somehow salvaged through methods I didn’t understand.

Tomorrow would bring training and planning and the thousand concerns that defined Arbalest’s operations. Meetings with contacts, reviews of intelligence, the endless work of building something larger than myself.

But tonight had been normal.

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The door creaked.

I turned, hands still wet from dishwater.

Reida stood in the entrance. Her expression was neutral, the careful blankness of a master who revealed nothing accidentally.

“They said you tried to cook.”

“I contributed.”

“The ceiling tells a different story.”

“The ceiling exaggerates.”

She almost smiled. Almost.

The expression flickered across her face and disappeared before it could fully form.

“Tomorrow, after training, I’ll teach you basics. Real basics. Not whatever approach you were using.”

“My approach had merit.”

“Your approach created fire. Twice.”

“Fire is a cooking tool.”

“Controlled fire is a cooking tool. Uncontrolled fire is a disaster.”

“I controlled it. Eventually.”

“You controlled it by smothering it with a lid. While shouting things I won’t repeat.”

The first one had nothing to say to that.

“Tomorrow,” Reida repeated. “Dawn. Training first, then cooking lessons. You will not attack the food. You will not treat ingredients like enemies. You will follow instructions exactly as I give them.”

“And if I don’t?”

“Then you’ll eat what you make. Every bite.”

I considered my charcoal vegetables, my burned butter, my salt-encrusted disasters.

“I’ll follow instructions.”

“I thought you might.”

She left.

I turned back to the clean kitchen. The ceiling still had its marks.

The presences had gone quiet.

Tomorrow would bring what it brought. Tonight had been enough.